Me fooling a scoundrel

Uma moça muito bonita me procurou dias atrás através de um site de relacionamento desses de bate papo e tinha fotos de modelo.Quase imediatamente ela demonstrou interesse em mim e eu achei tudo muito suspeito.Por quê uma modelo tão linda iria procurar homem?...ao contrário,uma mulher daquelas precisa é de uma vassoura para afastar os homens.Achei isso engraçado e me fiz de bobo até ver qual era a intenção da criatura.Quando a pessoa,que era do Texas de repente morava em Lagos na Nigeria e sua escrita,dizia coisas como USA Texas,quando normalmente um norte americano diz Texas USA ou a forma errada de escrever ou não entender o que é uma nave espacial,ví que poderia me divertir um pouquinho com uma pessoa,na verdade um pirata acostumado a enganar e roubar dos inocentes.Então me fiz de bobo e tive esta engraçada conversa com a criatura desconhecida.
A Very Pretty Lady Looked for me some days ago through a relationship site of cheap chats and had model like snapshots.Almost immediately she showed interest in me and I found it all very suspicious.Why would a model as beautiful as that girl,possibly go out on a hunt for men?...Au contrair,a woman as beautiful as that,needs a broomstick to keep men away.I found it funny and made myself a fool willingly,until I could see what were the creature´s intentions.When the person,who claimed to be from Texas suddenly lived in Lagos in Nigeria and her writing skills said things like USA Texas rather than Texas USA as north americans speak or the wrong way of writing or not understanding the meaning of what is a spaceship,I saw that I could make a little fun of a person who is used to fool and steal from innocents.
So I made myself a fool and I had this funny conversation with the unkown creature.
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s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Hello
*HOw are you doing ???
Dean disse (16:34):
*FINE
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Hoiw was your day
Dean disse (16:34):
*so far so good
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Yea
*THat is god
Dean disse (16:35):
*Yes
*you?
*how´s you day
*by the way
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Hunnie i really miss you
Dean disse (16:36):
*where are you in this world?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Am still in nigeria as i told you befpre
Dean disse (16:36):
*what country
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*you ???
Dean disse (16:36):
*in the States
Dean disse (16:37):
*do you miss me?
*Let me see you
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*nigeria in lagos state
*you
*Yea
*But i dont have cam here now
*Where are you too ???
Dean disse (16:37):
*well send me a photo
*Los Angeles
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*OKay
*Are you in the state now ???
Dean disse (16:38):
*yes
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Okay
*I really want to get out of here and return back to the state and i want to send you my nluagage to you can you be of help???
Dean disse (16:39):
*sorry...send me what?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*My late father luagage that contain alot of usd money and i dont want you to let me danw
Dean disse (16:40):
*hahahaha
*do I sound like a fool?
Dean disse (16:41):
*what is your plan?
*What do you want from me?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*To come back to state and start a new life with yoiu if you want that
Dean disse (16:41):
*hahaha
*why me?
Dean disse (16:42):
*you don´t even know me
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*But we have been friend for so long and i think you are the best man for mew that is all
Dean disse (16:42):
*for how long?
*ok
*I ´ll do it
*whatever you say
Dean disse (16:43):
*I really wanted to marry you
*what do I have to do?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*I knwo but i dont want you to let me dawn that is al;l
Dean disse (16:43):
*why would I after so log time we´re together
*long
Dean disse (16:44):
*you trusted me enough to get married
*how many kids do you want?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*I will give you the deposit details and the picture of the luagage and you will mail the security company that you want yoiur fiancee luagage get to you in the state and ask how much is the shipment fees, But tell them it contain money please okay
*TWo
Dean disse (16:45):
*ok
*how much money in there?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*13million usd dollar
Dean disse (16:46):
*isn´t it irregular to send that much money in a luggage?
Dean disse (16:47):
*What are we going to do with the money?
*Are we going to help Haiti Children?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*My late father have it in 3 luagage and he want to send it to state before he died
Dean disse (16:47):
*Ok
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*I will give you 30% of all and we start a business with the remaning one
Dean disse (16:48):
*whay didnt you ship the money through a wire deposit
*why
*?
*]why didn´t you simply get the money and come to meet me?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*He give it to the security company here that render private and costom free check here in nigeria
*Am very far from the security company and as the next of kin trhey are saying am too young to receive it that they can only send it to my fiancee
Dean disse (16:50):
*do you think you know me enough to trust such a high amount of money?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*It have a security code that is known to me only
Dean disse (16:51):
*and what is the impediment for you to get the money put it in yuour personal account and go wherever you want?
*why don´t you just get this money
*and fly away
Dean disse (16:52):
*isn´t it with you?
*okay
*what do you want me to do?
Dean disse (16:53):
*let me hear your voice now
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*No....................it with the security company
Dean disse (16:53):
*make a call through MSN Yahoo
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Do you have a phone there ???
Dean disse (16:54):
*whatever
*I don´t
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*I dont have all that
Dean disse (16:54):
*aren´t you using MSN?
*Yahoo
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*yahoo
Dean disse (16:55):
*ok
*What do you do in lyour professional life?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Am an personal assitance to my l;ate father before he died
Dean disse (16:56):
*oh yes
*I remember
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*OKay
*Can you be of help now ???? to receive the luagage and i promise you 30% of all
Dean disse (16:56):
*ok
Dean disse (16:57):
*Well you can keep the money
*I don´t need it
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Are you sure you are not going to let me dawn
Dean disse (16:57):
*dawn?
*I will let you dawn for sure
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*whY?????????????????/
Dean disse (16:58):
*do you know the meaning of the word Dawn?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Yea
Dean disse (16:58):
*what is it then?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Disappointment
Dean disse (16:59):
*you are wrong
*Dawn is the moment when the sun comes up.
*I thought you said you were from the States.
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Oh....am sorry.......I mean down
Dean disse (17:00):
*Do you know me?
*Do you know who I am?
*Do you know what I do for living?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*But you say you are dean and live in the statae and you love me
Dean disse (17:00):
*yes I love you
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*No
*OKay
Dean disse (17:00):
*but I want to know
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*What ???
Dean disse (17:01):
*if you already know me enough to trust so much money
*which by the way
*I don´t need
Dean disse (17:02):
*You can keep your moey and be happy with it
*money
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Oh....tell me your mind now ????
Dean disse (17:02):
*darling
*I can Help you
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*You need money or what ???????
Dean disse (17:02):
*If you send me pictures
*with your hands in the air
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Then ????
*Then ????
Dean disse (17:03):
*no I don´t need the money
*I need you baby
*My love
*Do you know what is my profession?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*That is what i want
Dean disse (17:04):
*How old are you baby?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*That is why i want to send the luagage toi you and i come over to you in the state as soon asyou receive the luagage
*30
Dean disse (17:04):
*ok baby I can give you the money
*leave this worthless luggage there
*It´s nothing
Dean disse (17:05):
*Love is more important
*And can you guess what I do?
*for Living?
Dean disse (17:06):
*I´m on my holydays
*in LA
*I work In Orlando
*do you know what I do?
Dean disse (17:07):
*well I think you really don´t want me...
*you only needed me to get your luggage
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Yea
*
s_braid@yahoo.com acabou de chamar a sua atenção.
*
Dean disse (17:09):
*how do americans write Yea
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*ARe you there
Dean disse (17:09):
*?
Dean disse (17:10):
*yes
*luckyly
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*What you mean ???
Dean disse (17:10):
*I will be
*near you
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*OKay
Dean disse (17:10):
*in about half an hour
*Lagos right?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Can i give you there information to contact the security comapny now ?????
*yea
*What you mean
*Where are you ????
*Am in nigeria not los ang
Dean disse (17:11):
*On top
*of you
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*How ????
Dean disse (17:11):
*I was in LA
*now
Dean disse (17:12):
*I am aprroaching you
*very fast
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*ok
*can you be of help ????
Dean disse (17:12):
*40 thousand miles an hour
*no
*I am can´t leave my job
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Tell me
Dean disse (17:12):
*Look up
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Can you recive my lu7agfage
Dean disse (17:13):
*to the sky
*I can´t receive
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*ok
Dean disse (17:13):
*I thought you loved me
*but you don´t
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Yea
*I doo
*Why ???
Dean disse (17:13):
*you only wanted to use me
*to get your luggage
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*I dont
Dean disse (17:13):
*I have many times the value
*of this lauggage
Dean disse (17:14):
*in my account
*so I don´t need
*it
*actually
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*I want to get marry to you when i come back to state
Dean disse (17:14):
*ok
*well do you know where I am?
*look up to the sky
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*okAY
Dean disse (17:14):
*I can see you
Dean disse (17:15):
*actually I can only feel you
*I can~t see from here
*it´s too damn distant
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Oh................what you mean ????
Dean disse (17:15):
*Can you guess what is the company
Dean disse (17:16):
*I work for?
*That´s why I can´t go down there to get the luggage
Dean disse (17:17):
*You have no idea do you?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*orlando
Dean disse (17:17):
*not even if you look up to the skies
*I am flying
*in space
*I work for Nasa
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Oh...i dont really understand you
*ok
Dean disse (17:18):
*and I am onboard a spaceship
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*fine
Dean disse (17:18):
*ISS
*Iterational Space Station
*International Space Station
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*ok
Dean disse (17:18):
*Flying over you
*now
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*ok
Dean disse (17:18):
*the weather is good down there
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*ok
*Okay
Dean disse (17:19):
*hot I guess
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Where are you now ????
Dean disse (17:19):
*hmm
*let me see
*outside
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Okay
Dean disse (17:19):
*Egypt I think
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Okay
Dean disse (17:19):
*I will be back in 90 minutes
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Hunnie can you just give me some amount to get thing done here
Dean disse (17:20):
*over your country
*how much do you need
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*yea
*230$
Dean disse (17:20):
*thousand?
*it will cost you a photo
Dean disse (17:21):
*you with your hands in the air
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Not thousand
Dean disse (17:21):
*oh
*ok
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*I want to buy a cam here
Dean disse (17:21):
*ok
*it´s alright
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Tyhankl you
Dean disse (17:22):
*send me your address so I can send the camera through Nasa´s parcel service
*But it will have a price
*you with your hands up
*on a photo
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Thank you but i think i should buy it here because i will use the remaning money to buy some food stuff okay
Dean disse (17:23):
*Do you think you would be happily married to an astronaut?
*oh sure
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*yea
*Are you ???
*Okay
*It nice
Dean disse (17:24):
*but you seemed very well fed on your Tagged website
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*How ????
Dean disse (17:24):
*actually that looked like a respected and well paid model
Dean disse (17:25):
*you didn´t seem to be hungry
*Let´s do th following
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Oh.....am hungry here
Dean disse (17:25):
*I will be back on earth
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*You know am not in the state that is why
Dean disse (17:25):
*in a few weeks
*I will meet you
*there
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Okay
Dean disse (17:26):
*gve me you address there so I can solve all your mattaers
*matters personnaly
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*But caN YOU SEND THE MONEY ??? So that i will give you the information now
Dean disse (17:26):
*give me your full name
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*That will be great
*Okay love
Dean disse (17:26):
*baby
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Do you have a pen there
Dean disse (17:26):
*you are a rich woman from now on
*yes
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Okay love
Dean disse (17:27):
*write it down
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*NAME ...................................SUSAN BRAID
Dean disse (17:27):
*type it
*good
*address
*age
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*11, AIRPORT ROAD
*30
Dean disse (17:27):
*ok
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*COUNTRY.........................NIGERIA
Dean disse (17:28):
*send a picture of the place
*so I can recognize
*it
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*STATE..............................LAGOS
Dean disse (17:28):
*I know it´s Nigeria
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Am giving you the information to send the money first
Dean disse (17:29):
*I just saw it from Alpha One Station
*now send me the picture i asked
*I asked
Dean disse (17:30):
*Your hands up please
*I will be happy
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*where should i send it ????
Dean disse (17:30):
*because I love you
*and I´m goona make you my wife
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Really????
Dean disse (17:30):
*and Because I am philty rich
Dean disse (17:31):
*I call the shots over her
*her
*here
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Okay
Dean disse (17:31):
*You want the camera obbey your hasbund
*Husband
Dean disse (17:32):
*if you want me to get you out of your contry to Live a full and wonderful Life in orlado
*Orlando
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Yea
Dean disse (17:32):
*please do it
*How long you´ve been away from USA?
*I think you´ve forgotten
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*3 MOUNT NOW
*NAME.....SUSAN BRAID,
ADDRESS...11 Airport Road,
CITY.....Ikeja,
COUNTRY. Nigeria,
STATE....Lagos,
CODE.....23401,
TEST QUESTION...Favorite Color,
ANDSWER....Blue

Dean disse (17:33):
*how to write yea
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Nop
Dean disse (17:33):
*ok
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*That is the info to send the money
Dean disse (17:33):
*so ok
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*I need to go new
Dean disse (17:33):
*it´s alright
*ok baby
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*When can you send it now hunnie and i will talk hopw top come to you later
Dean disse (17:34):
*aren´t you goig to make a love speech so I can think about you while I´m here in earth´s orbit?
*I am waiting for the photo
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*But i need to go to shurh now
*I will send it when am back from cheurh
Dean disse (17:35):
*shurh?
*cheurch?
*wtf?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*church
Dean disse (17:35):
*ok
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*When are you going to bank now????
Dean disse (17:35):
*you´ve been a long time outta home
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*yea
Dean disse (17:36):
*when you send me the picture with your hands up
*and I recognize the face
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*ok
*bye
Dean disse (17:36):
*How can I go to a bank now?
Dean disse (17:37):
*do you know what a spaceship is?
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*I just want to know
Dean disse (17:37):
*I am in Earth´s orbit!!!
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Can i call you number ?????
Dean disse (17:37):
*yes
*of course
s_braid@yahoo.com diz:
*Give me now
*+2347040523598 n
*Call me too
Dean disse (17:38):
*Call Nasa
*and ask to speak with astronaut Taker
*who is in Space now
Dean disse (17:39):
*how the hell do you think you can call a spaceship?